I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
what if i just
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
The Universe sends us exactly what we are ready for at the exact time we need it in our lives.
Sending Light, Brooke (via psych-facts)
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
Tried strangling one once.
Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed.
tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou)
Rengeteg ember szólít a neveden, de csak egyetlen egy tudja úgy kimondani, hogy kihagy a szívverésed is.
AZ PEDIG ANYÁD:Dddd (via nikaisadreamer)
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